Ashington Translator
28 Mar 2014
I’ve had this for a long time and have been meaning to make a page out of it but never got round to it. Finally here it is. This was originally published in one of the NE newspapers (maybe Evening Chronicle or Journal) so I claim none of it as my own work. I don’t even have a date for the article but it’s next to one about England fans being prevented from taking flag poles into Sunderland’s Stadium of Light for a friendly match with Belgium.
I only live a short drive from Ashington but my accent is totally different (although some people say I have a strong accent) so for those wanting to venture to the world’s largest mining village and the birth place of legends Jackie Milburn and Bobby & Jackie Charlton here is a handy aide memoir to translation.
| Word | Meaning in English | Meaning in Ashington | 
|---|---|---|
| Aches | Pains | Something to chop wood (Axe) | 
| Ale | Beer | Every / everyone (All) | 
| Bail | Security given to court | Kicked in a football match (Ball) | 
| Beard | Facial hair | What you sleep in (Bed) | 
| Blur | Become vague | Expel air from your mouth | 
| Blurb | Advertising | Contraceptive | 
| Borst | German soup | Shatter / break (Burst) | 
| Braid | Interwoven hair | Used for toast (Bread) | 
| Close | Nearby | What you wear (Clothes) | 
| Dug | Past tense of | Animal that barks (Dog) | 
| Fern | Plant | Telephone (Phone) | 
| Fete | Gala | Small Italian car (Fiat) | 
| Flame | Burning | Mucous / Phlegm | 
| Flirt | Toy with affections | Float | 
| Fuel | Petrol etc. | Idiot (Fool) | 
| Herb | Plant | Top of a cooker (Hob) | 
| Here | In this place | A large rabbit (Hare) | 
| Hornier | Sexier | Groin strain (Hernia) | 
| Hurt | Injure | High temperature (Hot) | 
| Kerb | Edge of pavement | Junior scout (Cub) | 
| Kilt | Scottish dress | Cause the death of (Kill) | 
| Laird | Scottish noble | Boy (Lad) | 
| Lame | Crippled | Young sheep (Lamb) | 
| Pain | Hurt | Cooking utensil (Pan) | 
| Perm | Hair style | Story in verse (Poem) | 
| Pork | Meat coming from a pig | Benefit of your job (Perk) | 
| Sex | Gender | Coal bags (Sacks) | 
| Shirk | Avoid or dodge duties | Surprise or charged with electricity (Shock) | 
| Shirt | Clothing | Closed (Shut) | 
| Short | Brief | Clothing (Shirt) | 
| Skirt | Clothing | Scottish native (Scot) | 
| Smirk | Grin | Have a cigarette (Smoke) | 
| Stern | Strict | Large rock (Stone) | 
| Tech | Normally associated with a College | Acquire something illegally (Take) | 
| Term | Period of time | Short for Thomas (Tom) | 
| Terrain | Ground | Railway (Train) | 
| Tool | Implement | Drying cloth (Towel) | 
| Trek | Journey | Railway lines (Track) | 
| Turd | Dog mess | Toad | 
| Turtle | Animal | The whole amount (Total) | 
| Vain | Conceited | Ford Transit (Van) | 
| Wear | River at Sunderland | To ask directions (Were) | 
| Whirl | Spin | Comes from a sheep (Wool) | 
I like the article’s final quote which says one Ashington man responded with this indignation
De ye knaa what it is? Neebody taaks like that up wor way